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Roll Over Beethoven
 
Canadian twins Marco and Mauro Lavilla will launch their clubland documentary, Hang the DJ, with a rave in the old port. DJs Junior Vasquez and Roger Sanchez will be spinning discs all night, and a $22m screen will form the backdrop to the party. The film presents DJs as contemporary artists. "These guys are the Beethoven of today," says Lavilla. "They can create an entire symphony on two turntables.' Alannah Weston DJ Twins
HRH hits town 
By Our Court Correspondent 

A film star formally known as Prince dropped in on Cannes last night to attend the premiere of his first movie, Lance Holl's One Man's Hero, in which he plays an Irish soldier. 
The star in question is Prince Albert of Monaco, heir to the throne of the principality, who is following in his mother, Grace Kelly's, footsteps. 

One Man's Hero is the story of the real-life Irish soldiers of the St Patrick Battalion who fought for the freedom of Mexico in the Mexican-American civil war. The Prince stars alongside Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almedia and Daniela Romo. 

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They said allegedly... 
The director's cut! 

*  I don't try to guess what a million people will like. It's hard enough to know what I like. 
John Huston 

* I have 10 commandments. 
The first nine are: thou shalt not 
bore. The 10th is: thou shalt have right of final cut. 
Billy Wilder 

* I always direct the same film. I can't distinguish one from another. 
Federico Fellini 

* I was fired from my job at a Howard Johnson's when somebody asked me the ice cream flavour of the week and I said "Chicken". 
Mike Nichols